The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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LIME

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Retractable teeth

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!