The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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NMR Vision

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!