The power to sneeze backwards

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to look into the past

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to make to much coffee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!