the power to be justin bieber

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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Steel kidneys

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to jizz on cue

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the power to think of powers

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!