The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the abillity to fart at will

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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the power to predict the past

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to attract bullets.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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the ability to burn in hell

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!