The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to understand myspace

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!