The power to turn into a block of cheese

the power to suck your elbow

the power to be justin bieber

The power to fly....underwater

The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

The power to fart anytime i want to.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

the power to think of powers

the power to poop pee

the power to create the most pointless superpower

The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

the ability to walk on your eyelids

The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

The power to shit someone elses pants.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!