The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The ability to park very acurately

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!