The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!