The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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blindness

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!