The ability to goatse instantly

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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power to have no power at all

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to cure a ham

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!