The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fart at will.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!