the power to say i can bend you

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to have no powers.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to predict the past

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!