the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to shit brix

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!