The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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LIME

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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Retractable teeth

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!