the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!