Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to buy free things.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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Imortality.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to predict the past

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!