The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!