Laser pointer vision.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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Retractable teeth

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to watch grass grow

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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To stab Djones

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!