the power to change the colour of your urine

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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LIME

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!