The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to have no power.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The powers of a burnt face

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!