The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the power to think of powers

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Farting at will

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to not have superpowers

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!