The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to peel stickers

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!