The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the ability to hover

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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vomitspit

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!