The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to predict the past

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to grammar.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!