the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power rangers

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to clap with one hand.

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to poop out you penis

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The ability to float for half a second

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!