The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Nothing

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!