The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to levitate

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!