The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!