The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!