The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!