the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!