De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to kill you self.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!