- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power of hindsight

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Pointless Super Powers