The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to die on command.

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!