The power to die

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The power to not see anything

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

the power to die on the spot

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The power to see through glass doors.

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to have no power

The power to dream about being asleep.

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

Shit bricks I love itttttt

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!