The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see oxygen.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!