The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to not have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!