The power to only be obesely fat.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to have no powers

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to be normal.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!