the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to never come into existence

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!