- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

Pointless Super Powers