- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to animate condiments

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

Pointless Super Powers