The power to resurrect dead insects

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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mint berry crunch

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!