The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to smell whore

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The power to a nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!