The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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lol

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!