- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to control the weather, but only in space

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to have a pointless power.

Pointless Super Powers