The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to smell like ham

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!