- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to get extra homework

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to turn retarted

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

Pointless Super Powers