- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to read your own mind

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the power to hovertate

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the power to jizz money

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to get married

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to swim on land.

Vanilla scented blood

the power to read your own mind

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Pointless Super Powers