The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to smell like ham

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!