The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to animate condiments

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to look TV

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The power drown in water

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!