- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be in fashion.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to be normal and average

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

mint berry crunch

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to read your own mind

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to have gravity.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to jizz money

The power to digest corn.

Pointless Super Powers