The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!