The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!