The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!